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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Chefs to Trump: “No Food for You!”

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It’s a busy time for Donald Trump. How he manages to balance his numerous feuds while planning to become the next POTUS is beyond us. It’s the world versus The Donald, and he’s constantly adding new names to his long list of foes: Rosie O’Donnell (again), women who breastfeed, Mexicans, NBC, Megyn Kelly, and now we’ve got celebrity chefs Geoffrey …

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Why We Can’t Stop Paying Attention To The Trump Trainwreck

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I’d like to say something reassuring to residents of countries outside the United States: Not one functioning adult here, including Donald Trump, believes that Donald Trump is actually running for president. And now I would like to say something maddening to residents of countries outside of the United States: Not one functioning adult here, including Donald Trump, believes that Donald …

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Throwing Bricks At Donald Trump’s House: Thoughts On Fleeting Interactions With Celebrities

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I figured everybody on that street had at least a million dollars more than I did. So I set about doing what any disheveled 22 year old on Melrose with shaggy clothes and no credit would do. I lit a cigarette and hoped it made me look bohemian. A habit I’ve since given up in favor of embracing honesty – …

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