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Top Five Things You Are Doing To Avoid Studying For Finals

May 1, 2017 by Bitter Lawyer 1 Comment

You know the drill. It’s finals time, and when you’re not wallowing in regret and self-loathing, you’re avoiding studying. Not in cool fun ways like going out to dinner or seeing a movie, but more in pathetic home-bound ways where you tell yourself that any moment now, you’ll start studying. For sure. Promise. Right after…

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Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: crying, drinking, finals

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The Top Five Things You’re Drinking Now That The Bar Exam Is Over

July 30, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer Leave a Comment

You survived! Barely! Your brain is mush. Your eyes have that weird gritty sandpaper feeling that comes from staying up too many days in a row and staring at a computer screen for too long. You have that strange re-entry disorder where you are glad everything is over, but you also don’t know what to…

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Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam, drinking

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Vessyl: You Know You Want One

February 26, 2015 by Gina Hagler Leave a Comment

Most of us are health conscious. We may not be into exercise as much as we’re not into a slow, lingering death – but the reason we’re health conscious isn’t the point. It’s enough that we are. We wear our Fitbits or Fitbit-equivalents and can tell you how many steps we took, how much water…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: drinking, future, vessyl

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Bitter Lawyer’s Quick Guide to Bitters

February 27, 2014 by The Boozy Beggar Leave a Comment

Once upon a time, to ask for a cocktail meant to ask for a spirit of your choice, mixed with water, sugar, and bitters.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: drink guide, drinking, Featured

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6 Strange Hangover Cures

December 31, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Last time we looked, lawyers drink on New Year’s Eve, and sometimes to excess. Here are 6 strange hangover cures for that unpleasant morning after.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: drink guide, drinking, Featured

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I'm a Recovering Alcoholic Mormon

December 7, 2012 by Ex-Bitter 1 Comment

I’m a fairly new but older associate in a large firm. I’m also a recovering alcoholic Mormon.

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, drinking, gl11

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The Championship Game

December 6, 2012 by Doug Stephan 1 Comment

The winning equation of the South + College Football + Booze + Recently Released from Jail.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: drinking, football, NCAA, prison

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How to Make a Great Martini

August 3, 2012 by Bitter Bartender 6 Comments

There are as many ways to make a martini as there are first-year associates making asses of themselves in Las Vegas dance clubs. Fortunately, you don’t risk catching an STD if you get it on with a bad cocktail, because many martinis are awful. Many others are high-maintenance, and require some serious bar tools. That…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: cocktails, drinking, how to, Socializing

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Alcohol Guide for Law Students

January 9, 2012 by Albert Wang Leave a Comment

A quick chart for guidance on what alcohol law students should drink. Well, next time you drink.

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: alcohol, drinking, lawyering

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I'm a Drinker with a Lawyering Problem

November 11, 2011 by Ex-Bitter 3 Comments

The firm’s managing partner had a sit down with me. I suspect I’m now on the short list now for a layoff or I’m being closely watched. Probably both.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, drinking, gl11

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