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Tonight Only: Two-for-One DWI Specials

September 22, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Tip to client: when picking up your boyfriend at the police station for drunk driving, don’t be drunk driving.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: crime, drinking, driving

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Deposition Re: Katy Perry's Whereabouts Last Friday Night

September 8, 2011 by Bitter Poet 7 Comments

A poetic mashup of Katy Perry, and lessons in creating a solid deposition record about what happened last Friday night.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: drinking, gl11, katy perry, lyrics, Poetic Justice, songs

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Bitter News, Week of July 25th, 2011

July 26, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Here are your headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, where we paint reality. One Man’s Squatter is Another’s Possessor: In honor of bar exam week, we kick off with this delightful attempt at textbook adverse possession happening in Texas. The man learned that the Lone Star State requires only three years and, finding an abandoned home in…

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: drinking, intellectual property, prostitution

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I Need a Drink (While Studying)

April 22, 2011 by Ex-Bitter 20 Comments

I really think we do better once we have a couple of beers in our systems and get going. Is there any evidence that this is true?

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, drinking, gl11, law school exams

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Femme (Not Quite) Fatale

November 5, 2009 by Law Firm 10 26 Comments

Why have I been cursed with the following completely useless set of characteristics? I’m too hot for the courtroom; I’m not hot enough in a bar.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: drinking, hot or not, law firms

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Any Given Sunday

September 21, 2009 by Law Firm 10 20 Comments

I might not die alone, clutching a dog-eared copy of Eat, Pray, Love, after all.  I have a newfound source of hope.  And I owe my appreciation to the most unlikely of impetuses for discovering it:  Watching a Cincinnati Bengals game. I’m not referring to the substance of the game itself.  Besides, the final minute…

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: drinking

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Two Temps in the Night

January 20, 2009 by Bitter Temp Guy 15 Comments

Law firm temping is a small world. Sort of like Hollywood, but for losers.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: associates, drinking, Temp Work

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