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Associate, Interrupted

April 23, 2009 by Law Firm 10 43 Comments

There are two things I’m certain of: (i) I am a fantastic associate; (ii) I am profoundly miserable. And I’m afraid there’s a direct link.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: associates, depression, drugs

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I Did Coke and Slept with a Paralegal

November 24, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 15 Comments

QI’m a fourth year, and last week I hooked up with this paralegal.  It was a total one-nighter kind of thing.  And we also might have snorted a little something. Not to mention, I have a girlfriend who lives in another city.  I’m freaking out that she might report me to firm management or tell…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, drugs, paralegals

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A Bad Call on So Many Levels

August 5, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Local media are reporting that earlier this week, in an attempt to test the boundaries of his own criminal ineptitude, a man in Salinas, California stole a truck, only to be carjacked at gunpoint later that day. The Salinas authorities explained that a man named Edward Bishop told police that he stole a pick-up truck…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: arrest, drugs, guns

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