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Dude Ranch Tales: Wacky Alpacky and a Pregnancy Rumor

September 21, 2015 by Sarah Turner Leave a Comment

[Note: both of the people in this story are named Sara(h). It’s only confusing if you read it aloud. Also, this is part 3 of a series. For part 1, click here, for part 2, click here, for part 3, click here, and for part 4, click here.] Our last full day at the dude…

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Dude Ranch Tales: Bueno (No Bueno) and a Horse Named Lacey Jo

September 8, 2015 by Sarah Turner Leave a Comment

[Note: both of the people in this story are named Sara(h). It’s only confusing if you read it aloud. Also, this is part 4 of a series. For part 1, click here and for part 2, click here. For part 3, click here.] There’s a certain amount of confidence you get when the horse you’re about…

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Dude Ranch Tales: A Hitchhiker, EPA Spill Rafting, and a Motorboating Alpaca

September 4, 2015 by Sarah Turner 1 Comment

[Note: both of the people in this story are named Sara(h). It’s only confusing if you read it aloud. Also, this is part 3 of a series. For part 1, click here and for part 2, click here.] OMG this dude ranch is amazing but not at all what we expected. But first: Telluride is our…

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