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Dude Ranch Tales: Utah Plates, No Air Conditioning, and Brothel Tokens

August 26, 2015 by Sarah Turner 2 Comments

[Note: Both of the people in this story are named Sara(h). It’s only confusing if you read aloud.] “We’re definitely going to get murdered back here,” Sara said as we walked to our hotel room at the very far back corner of the Holiday Inn Express in Snowmass Village, CO. It is pretty dark, and…

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