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Off the Menu: The Dumbest Restaurant Customers Who Have Ever Existed

May 22, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 69 Comments

Hello, and welcome to the second Bitter Empire posting of Off The Menu, a series you may recall from its time on other websites where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’re doing another old favorite: the dumbest customers to ever darken a restaurant’s door. As always, these are…

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