We’re not sure how Chuck Tingle managed to create such nuanced political satire in a day, but since he has we’re here to live blog it. Join us at 9am Central on May 12th for another installment of erotica live blogging: “Living Corn James Corny Fired in the Butt.” This time with sentient Russian beets.


Story Time: Live Blogging Chuck Tingle’s Domald Tromp Masterpiece
Join us at 9 am for some erotica live blogging. Which is probably not all that erotic.

Story Time Live-Blogging: ‘A Cruzmas Carol: Ted Cruz Takes A Dickens Of A Constitutional’
Murdering two pear-tree partridges with one stone by marrying the holidays with current U.S. electoral politics, this installation of our irregularly regular feature of live-blogging erotica of questionable taste centers on ‘A Cruzmas Carol: Ted Cruz Takes a Dickens of a Constitutional.’ Join us, Tuesday December 22 at 9am Central, to brave discussion of activities and people that should…

Story Time: Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups
Dr. Chuck Tingle’s ability to stay topical and relevant in a crowded field of buttsex and blowjobs never fails to amaze us. His turnaround time on this classic exploration of man-on-holiday cup sexytime is phenomenal. Not only is Tingle’s work a profound commentary on the recent holiday cup brewhaha, the reviews are stellar: Sara calls…

Story Time: My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf
We’ve been taken by T-Rex, pounded in the butt by a vampire bus, and canoodled by Clippy – natch we’ve moved on to lesbian werewolf lactation consultants. Spoiler alert, our reaction went kinda like this:

A Bath, Some Wine, And Thou: ‘The Art of Mapmaking’ Could Be Your Date Tonight
The Art of Mapmaking Thalia Fand Read by Marie Debonair When it comes to erotica, I’m pretty fussy, I’ll admit. I’m easily turned off by little things like poor grammar, unbelievable scenarios, the term “love-button.” So, I was quite pleased to discover that The Art of Mapmaking, by self-proclaimed “friendly smut” writer Thalia Fand is,…