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The Best David Bowie Items On Etsy

February 5, 2016 by Caryn Rose 1 Comment

Etsy is our virtual street fair, our virtual swap meet, our version of the dudes hitting you up to buy their cheap repro t-shirts as you walk out of the concert. Of course, there would be an influx of items to purchase “in tribute” of David Bowie on Etsy within a few minutes of the…

Filed Under: Critic, Featured Tagged With: david bowie, etsy

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Five Horrible Lawyer Gifts From Etsy

December 23, 2014 by Lisa Needham 1 Comment

You know the drill. People assume because you are a lawyer (or an aspiring lawyer) that what you will really enjoy is some sort of lawyer-themed gift. In years past, you might have ended up with something semi-tolerable like scales of justice cuff-links or a gavel with your name on a plaque, but those days…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: awful, christmas, etsy, gavels

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10 Great Gifts For Your Favorite Scientist

December 12, 2014 by BitterEmpire Leave a Comment

Well. Some of them are great. Some of them are just batshit crazy. We were undecided about the direction we wanted to go with this, so we just squashed it all together for funsies. 1. Gallium, just because. There is absolutely no practical purpose to this gift, except to watch metal melt in your hand. And…

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