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Dear Bitter Butch: Why Do People Jump When They Are Excited?

October 15, 2015 by Haddayr Copley-Woods 2 Comments

Dear Bitter Butch, why do people jump wen thy are excited? Thanks, Luca, Age 5 Dear Luca, Well, some people jump up and down when they are excited. Like most five-year-olds. People like me with neurological issues (when I unexpectedly see my friend Johanna, who has cerebral palsy,  a jolt of happiness runs through us…

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