OK, I’ll admit it: I watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for the first time last year and I was not properly braced and it might have made me go into something like a panicked fugue state. Well, it’s not happening this year. I know what I’m up against. I’m ready to find the empowerment…


Creative Cell Phone Toting for the Fashion-Averse
Bad news for female iPhone users: there is no way your new phone is going to fit in the front pocket of any pair of pants you currently own. I know this because I’ve owned the Nexus 4, which is about the same size as the new iPhone, for the last two years. So I’ve…

Cease and Desist Demand re: Men Wearing Sandals
This letter constitutes a demand that your wearing of mandals must CEASE AND DESIST immediately.

Job Interviews: Plain Jane or Party Girl?
Ladies, are you wondering what to wear for your first job interview at a law firm? The folks with Mr. Law School have you covered.

From the Archives: Law Firm 10 on Erin Andrews, Esq.
“Why is it that female lawyers feel the need to dress like asexual, feminist monks? Seriously, what are we so afraid of, ladies? Having men think we’re actually women?” Erin Andrews, Esq.

A Tale of Two Cufflinks
It’s official, I’m a homewrecker. Ready for the irony? The homewrecking event wasn’t romantic, lascivious, or even vaguely adulterous (as far as I’m concerned, anyway). Not that I’m blameless. I’m sure I was, at the very least, negligent.

I Grew Up on a Farm
QI’m a 2L. Everything is fine. I get my work done, pull in decent grades, have friends, maintain a relatively sane life. But I have no fashion sense. Honestly, I’m from rural Oklahoma, grew up on a farm, and went to school at Oklahoma State University. I did well enough there to land a plum spot…

Bitter Style, Recessionista Fashion
Even if we’re not exactly poor right now, we’re all acting that way. If we’re not crabbing about the sad state of the legal profession, we’re bitching about the cost of living. But, like rust, the demand to look presentable in a business environment never sleeps. Whether it’s the day-to-day of associate life or the…

Catalina Girald: Fashionista-in-Chief
Bitter Lawyer sits down with the Boston College law grad to talk law school, fashion, and building Moxsie, a successful retail fashion site

Erin Andrews, Esq.
Why is it that female lawyers feel the need to dress like asexual, feminist monks? Seriously, what are we so afraid of, ladies? Having men think we’re actually women? Erin Andrews (and the masturbatory outbursts she provokes in 8.5 out of 10 heterosexual male sports fans) is perhaps the best example of the unique power…