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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Thank You, Sir, May I Have Another?

December 10, 2014 by Ali Davis 1 Comment

OK, I’ll admit it: I watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for the first time last year and I was not properly braced and it might have made me go into something like a panicked fugue state. Well, it’s not happening this year. I know what I’m up against. I’m ready to find the empowerment…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: fashion, panties, victoria's secret

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Creative Cell Phone Toting for the Fashion-Averse

November 20, 2014 by Naomi Kritzer Leave a Comment

Bad news for female iPhone users: there is no way your new phone is going to fit in the front pocket of any pair of pants you currently own. I know this because I’ve owned the Nexus 4, which is about the same size as the new iPhone, for the last two years. So I’ve…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: cell phones, fashion, iphone 6

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Cease and Desist Demand re: Men Wearing Sandals

May 2, 2012 by Law Firm 10 4 Comments

This letter constitutes a demand that your wearing of mandals must CEASE AND DESIST immediately.

Filed Under: Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: clothing, fashion

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Job Interviews: Plain Jane or Party Girl?

October 24, 2011 by Mr. Law School 1 Comment

Ladies, are you wondering what to wear for your first job interview at a law firm? The folks with Mr. Law School have you covered.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: fashion, job interviews, Mr. Law School Sam E. Goldberg

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From the Archives: Law Firm 10 on Erin Andrews, Esq.

June 27, 2011 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

“Why is it that female lawyers feel the need to dress like asexual, feminist monks? Seriously, what are we so afraid of, ladies? Having men think we’re actually women?” Erin Andrews, Esq.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: fashion, From the Archives, sports

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A Tale of Two Cufflinks

May 17, 2011 by Law Firm 10 12 Comments

It’s official, I’m a homewrecker. Ready for the irony? The homewrecking event wasn’t romantic, lascivious, or even vaguely adulterous (as far as I’m concerned, anyway). Not that I’m blameless. I’m sure I was, at the very least, negligent.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: affairs, fashion

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I Grew Up on a Farm

May 6, 2011 by Ex-Bitter 7 Comments

QI’m a 2L. Everything is fine. I get my work done, pull in decent grades, have friends, maintain a relatively sane life. But I have no fashion sense. Honestly, I’m from rural Oklahoma, grew up on a farm, and went to school at Oklahoma State University. I did well enough there to land a plum spot…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: advice, Advice from an Ex-Bitter, fashion, gl11

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Bitter Style, Recessionista Fashion

October 9, 2009 by Bitter Staff

Even if we’re not exactly poor right now, we’re all acting that way.  If we’re not crabbing about the sad state of the legal profession, we’re bitching about the cost of living.  But, like rust, the demand to look presentable in a business environment never sleeps.  Whether it’s the day-to-day of associate life or the…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter exclusive, fashion, Generally Bitter

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Catalina Girald: Fashionista-in-Chief

February 25, 2009 by Bitter Success 22 Comments

Bitter Lawyer sits down with the Boston College law grad to talk law school, fashion, and building Moxsie, a successful retail fashion site

Filed Under: Interviews, Lawyer Tagged With: alternative careers, fashion, startups

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Erin Andrews, Esq.

December 9, 2008 by Law Firm 10 50 Comments

Why is it that female lawyers feel the need to dress like asexual, feminist monks?  Seriously, what are we so afraid of, ladies?  Having men think we’re actually women? Erin Andrews (and the masturbatory outbursts she provokes in 8.5 out of 10 heterosexual male sports fans) is perhaps the best example of the unique power…

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: fashion, sports

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