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Alien: Isolation – We Can’t Lie To You About Your Chances

Ian Boudreau Critic 3 Comments

I’m trapped, hiding – cowering, really – in someone’s locker. I can see a little of the room outside through the slats on the door, but what’s keeping my spine pressed against the back of the locker are sounds: heavy, erratic footfalls that become something tinnier (is that the ventilation system?), and the occasional hiss. I’m too afraid to move, …

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Gray Mountain: John Grisham Does Southern Gothic

Anniken Davenport Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Reviews 1 Comment

Forget what you’ve been hearing about John Grisham’s new book Gray Mountain, being an issue novel, “an angry and important” one (per the Washington Post), or that it finally features his second female protagonist so many years after the environmental novel Pelican Brief. Yes, it’s true that there is a female main character (and a supporting cast of female lawyers …

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Pop Torts: Don Henley Versus Clothing

Stefan BC Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Pop Torts 1 Comment

Don Henley (who apparently is a recording artist or something)has taken a break from producing music that millennials can’t pretend to like even ironically to line the pockets of his lawyers at Loeb & Loeb, by filing his latest in a series of “bored old man defends his awful legacy with obnoxious lawsuits.” This time he’s going against the Duluth …

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Fascinate And Alienate All Your Friends With This Combination Gavel And Bottle Opener

Lisa Needham Featured Lawyer, Lawyer 3 Comments

Remember Utopia? Remember our friend Attorney Mike who brought a gavel to Utopia, because you never know when you’re going to need to judge something? Do you want to be like Attorney Mike? Do you also want to open beer at the same time? Then you might need the Beer Hammer. Yes, it’s what you’ve all been waiting for: a …

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Pennsylvania Porn, State Supreme Court Edition

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You have reached the pinnacle of lawyerly success. You convinced enough voters that you had the experience, the intelligence and the integrity to serve on the Pennsylvania Supreme Court. You hear that Chief Justice Ronald Castille – your boss – just received a treasure trove of pornographic emails sent to and from high-level attorneys and investigators formerly in the Pennsylvania …

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Pop Torts: J-Law Versus The Internet

Stefan BC Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Pop Torts 1 Comment

Welcome to Pop Torts, our new feature and your new source for celebrity lawsuits both meritorious and otherwise. Jennifer Lawrence commented for the first time about the unauthorized release of her private nude photos in the most recent issue of Vanity Fair. She is understandably pissed about the incident, and (much to the dismay of morons), has framed the issue …

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There Is No Reason For You To Read ‘The Color Of Justice’

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The latest book from Ace Collins, The Color of Justice, begins with a familiar meme – a small southern town in 1964, still segregated, still smothered in prejudice – a town where African-Americans don’t have paved streets and decent housing and certainly not equal opportunity. Then a white teen is brutally murdered and perhaps sexually assaulted. Naturally, the first suspect …

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