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Dear Bitter Butch: How Do I Get My Husband To Buy Me Flowers?

July 19, 2019 by Haddayr Copley-Woods 2 Comments

Dear Bitter Butch: When my husband and I were engaged he bought me flowers, huge amounts on my birthday (the day before Valentine’s Day) and Valentine’s Day. The other guys at work said he should stop making them look bad. I love flowers. He promised me he would keep doing it. In the twenty-one years…

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