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Bully Porn Addict Sues Apple

July 24, 2013 by M Walter 1 Comment

Don’t get me wrong, I generally applaud anyone suing Apple. I think they are pushing intellectual property law to the point where it limits healthy competition and will eventually destroy America’s competitive edge. (And, hey, republicans if you are looking to get more youth in your ranks, this might be a good issue for you.…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, News & Views, Really Real News Tagged With: Bitter News, frivolous lawsuits, outrageous lawsuits, stupid lawyers

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Plaintiff: Weird Old Tip to Lose Belly Fat Made Me Fatter

May 17, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

James Macungie recently filed a lawsuit against Google. Mr. Macungie alleges that their contextual ad, promising one weird old tip to lose belly fat, did not work as advertised. The tip, according to documents filed in the Norther District of South Dakota, was to drink two glasses of water before every meal. After years of…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: diet, exercise, frivolous lawsuits, Google

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Idiotic Legal News, European Edition

January 9, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Stupid lawsuits are as American as apple pie. Now they’ve gone upscale and European.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, Europe, frivolous lawsuits, lawsuits

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Bitter Brief 24: Appalachian Ethics, AM Radio Torture, and the Dead Nude Michael Jackson

October 13, 2011 by Bitter Brief 3 Comments

Kimber and Mark celebrate their one-year podcasting anniversary and discuss ethics, Rush Limbaugh, and the MJ overdose trial.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, frivolous lawsuits, lawsuits, Michael Jackson

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Bitter Brief 22: Jesus or Jail, Benchslapping, and the Pork-n-Beans Lawsuit

September 29, 2011 by Bitter Brief Leave a Comment

Mark and Kimber discuss a town’s choice of Jesus or jail, plus a literal benchslap, the pork-n-beans lawsuit, and the naked truth about San Francisco.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: benchslap, Bitter Brief, frivolous lawsuits, lawsuits

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 23, 2011

September 23, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

We’ve got self-videotaped confessions, greased pigs, and how not try to pull off a professional hit. Plus, the chewing gum lawsuit of the century.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: frivolous lawsuits, gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Bitter Brief 20: Cooking the LSAT, Clerking for Free, and Suing about Sliders & Chips

September 15, 2011 by Bitter Brief 3 Comments

Kimber and Mark dig into the latest LSAT inflation scandal, weigh in on judges asking clerks to work for free, and finish with food and carcasses.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, clerking, frivolous lawsuits, lawsuits

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If Only White Castle Had Comped the Cheese

September 12, 2011 by Bitter Staff 15 Comments

He’s been ordering the White Castle #2 sack meal for 52 years, which includes two double cheeseburgers. Why comp him three hamburgers without cheese?

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: bitter rant, frivolous lawsuits, legal advice, top lawsuit

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Bitter Brief 18: Glitter Bombing, Fugly Rights, and the Mother of All Lawsuits

September 1, 2011 by Bitter Brief 1 Comment

[powerpress] This week on The Bitter Brief, Kimber and Mark wax philosophical on South Korean labor contracts and take ridiculous plaintiffs to task in the mother of all lawsuits. We debate the legality of some fabulous protest, and our discussion on employment discrimination gets ugly. Click here to subscribe to The Bitter Brief on iTunes!

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, employment, frivolous lawsuits, fugly, glitterati, labor law

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