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Alien: Isolation – We Can’t Lie To You About Your Chances

October 27, 2014 by Ian Boudreau Leave a Comment

I’m trapped, hiding – cowering, really – in someone’s locker. I can see a little of the room outside through the slats on the door, but what’s keeping my spine pressed against the back of the locker are sounds: heavy, erratic footfalls that become something tinnier (is that the ventilation system?), and the occasional hiss.…

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Make A Little Birdhouse In Your School And Play This Pigeon Dating Game

September 15, 2014 by Bitter Critic 1 Comment

Why is this here, you’re asking? What in your bitter lawyer life has led you to read about a game where you can pretend to date pigeons? First, because we’re rolling out our bitter empire, and gaming, bitter and otherwise, will be a big part of our empire once our death star is fully operational.…

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