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A Bitter BigLaw Partner’s New Year’s Resolutions

January 2, 2015 by Bitter Contributor 21 Comments

How a bitter BigLaw partner views his prospects and resolutions for the future.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter rant, Featured, Generally Bitter

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Bitter Lawyer's Epic New Comment Policy

November 7, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce 2 Comments

It’s about time we took care of this, in epic style.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Generally Bitter

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Be a Bitter Lawyer Writer. Here's How

May 24, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce

Stop wallowing in obscurity and start contributing to the world’s most popular legal humor site

Filed Under: General, Lawyer Tagged With: Generally Bitter

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Best of Bitter Lawyer, 2011 Edition

December 28, 2011 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

A few of the top highlights from all 356,603 posts, comics, videos or other Bitter Lawyer content in 2011

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Award Shows, Generally Bitter

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Got Talent? Contribute to Bitter Lawyer

December 12, 2011 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Bitter Lawyer is always interested in receiving high-quality guest submissions, as well as finding new, regular, and humorous contributors

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Generally Bitter

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Straight Hair Can Make You Ill or Make You Rich

September 14, 2011 by Gianna Scatchell 1 Comment

Last week, the FDA issued a warning stating that Brazilian Blowout has dangerously high levels of liquid formaldehyde.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter rant, Generally Bitter

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I Want to be a Criminal Defense Lawyer

July 27, 2010 by Ex-Bitter 27 Comments

That’s right, I said it, I want to be a criminal defense attorney and work with juveniles as a criminal attorney/legal advocate as well.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: criminal defense, criminal law, Generally Bitter

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On the Set of Lathamed: The Movie

June 23, 2010 by Bitter Staff 16 Comments

Law firm layoffs will be moving from pink slips to the silver screen in the upcoming film Lathamed. The film tells the story of the gutting of the big law dreams, or as the studio has described the movie, “It’s like Titanic, but with fewer survivors.” “Michael Bay was an easy choice for director,” we were…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter exclusive, Generally Bitter, movies

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Not Your Law Firm’s Managing Partner

May 26, 2010 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

We took a few minutes to chat with actor Josh Stamberg, who plays managing partner “Parker” in one half of the fictitious law firm Harrison Parker

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter exclusive, Generally Bitter, television

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The Dinosaur Lawyer Who Extinct-ed Me

May 14, 2010 by Bitter Contributor 17 Comments

Since I go to a TTT law school—fully knowing my non-top 10% grades would put me at a disadvantage in seeking summer employment—I hustled my butt off during the school year to find employment.  I was finally able to secure a job as a legal assistant for a solo practitioner in January, and I have…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter rant, Generally Bitter

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