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Torts! With a Pole Dancer, a Wedding Tent & a Busted Bride

Gianna Scatchell Columns, Lawyer 12 Comments

[Ed. Note: The following is again from Gianna Scatchell, the blogger behind LegallyNoted.com] Listen up, single ladies in law-law land, wedding season is fast approaching, and here’s your wake-up call.  As the current recipient of five—count ‘um five—nuptial invitations between June and August, the pressure is on.  As a result, I’ve been busting ass at the gym (thank God bikini …

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The Lawyers Who Rule the Masters and Augusta National

Mark Thudium Columns, Lawyer 3 Comments

While everyone’s eyes are on a Bootyistic Tiger Woods this year, it’s safe to say that the esteemed, 77-year-old Masters tournament is propped up and made possible by a lot of powerful and entrepreneurial lawyers, both living and dead.  These men are some of the most influential lawyers in the world, and together they operate and/or are members of one …

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Dumped on Facebook; When Your Breakup Goes Law Firm Viral

Gianna Scatchell Columns, Lawyer 20 Comments

[Ed. Note: The following is again from Gianna Scatchell, the blogger behind LegallyNoted.com] In this modern technology age, the new normal is to live a version of your life online.  But in doing so, you’re forced to digitally declare your personal relationships—romantic or otherwise. Will you be my Friend?  Who do you follow?  Who follows you?  OMG, we’re on the …

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Law School Exposé: How Leggings Made Me Fat

Gianna Scatchell Columns, Lawyer 20 Comments

[Ed. Note: The following is again from Gianna Scatchell, the blogger behind LegallyNoted.com] What’s essential to any busy, studying gal’s wardrobe?  Leggings.  They can do no wrong as part of the perfect on-the-go outfit.  What’s the one pair of pants that look great with everything from Uggs to stilettos?  Leggings.  Day time.  Night time.  Any time!  During finals, it’s even …

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ED (That Can’t Be Cured by the Little Blue Pill)

Bitter Contributor Columns, Lawyer 9 Comments

There’s one prick every lawyer tries to avoid, and I know of very few firms (and very few groups within large firms) that don’t have at least one partner who is a total egotistical dick—an “ED.” EDs are impossible with associates.  Any given ED knows exactly how he’s perceived, and all the partners and associates see him coming from a …

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The Best of the Bitter: 2009

Bitter Staff Columns, Lawyer 3 Comments

You don’t know where you’re bitterly going until you know where you’ve been.  So, in honor of an eventful year in the universe of all things legal, we’ve decided to re-feature our most popular content pieces from 2009. What best entertained Bitter Lawyers while the walls of BigLaw, law schools and law firms crumbled around them the last 12 months?  …

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