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Bush Declines Olympian’s Carpool Request

July 21, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Marion Jones, the three-time Olympic gold medalist sentenced in January to six months in prison for lying to the feds about her steroid use and a multimillion-dollar check fraud scam, has asked President Bush to commute her sentence. Inside sources at the White House have reported that while the President initially commended Jones for her…

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