‘Tis the season, when you’re scrambling for a gift for your favorite geek. Forget picking up anything useful, because we have found the kinds of gifts that will astound, amuse or at least distract. Like these periodic table leggings. We’re not even sure that they are as awful as this photo makes them look. We’re…
Your Very Bitter Lawyer Gift Guide
‘Tis the season, to buy all sorts of crap for the people you love the most. Or want to suck up to in case they’ll throw some business your way next year. Or so we hear. Working in our pajamas has not been conducive to that style of networking. Anywho, because we’re super helpful, we…
10 Great Gifts For Your Favorite Scientist
Well. Some of them are great. Some of them are just batshit crazy. We were undecided about the direction we wanted to go with this, so we just squashed it all together for funsies. 1. Gallium, just because. There is absolutely no practical purpose to this gift, except to watch metal melt in your hand. And…
7 Awesome Lawyerly Etsy Gifts for Valentine’s
I Need a White Elephant Gift for a Partner
Our rules of the white elephant gift: 1) you must spend at least $3,000; 2) the recipient must do whatever is required.
What Every Bitter Lawyer Wants For Christmas, Part 2
Ladies and gentleman, without further adieu, I introduce you to The Flask Tie.
Do’s and Don’ts on Valentine’s Day Gifts for Lawyers
What to buy and what not to buy for that lawyer you love