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My One and Only Kanye West Story

September 30, 2015 by Kaleb Horton Leave a Comment

There is a secret cabal following me. They’re always at least a couple yards behind. When I turn around to confront them, they duck into alleys and blend into the crowds and they disguise themselves. When I try to ascertain their numbers, they scatter. When I try to run away from them, I find their…

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