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Goat Simulator: The Goat You Were Meant To Be

July 23, 2015 by Tara Jenson Leave a Comment

Some of us obsess about goats. Running goats. Jumping goats. Goats jumping WHILE running. Goats on wheels. Goats with David Duchovny. Towards assuaging/mitigating our obsession with goats, or more to the point to keep her own yard from becoming over-run with goats, our visionary Editor drew our attention to the Goat Simulator. Now Goat Simulator…

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Simulate THIS: The Strangest Simulators On The Market

January 16, 2015 by Ian Boudreau 3 Comments

Simulators have long been a mainstay of computer gaming, partially because they often have real-world training applications. Pilots and tank crewmen use advanced simulators to learn how to handle their respective vehicles without all the expensive property damage and death that go along with making mistakes. But now that Let’s Players are making careers out…

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