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Chrome Extensions are Secretly Evil, Just Like Everything Else You Love

December 1, 2015 by Andrew Sanders Leave a Comment

Remember Internet Explorer? I don’t mean the Internet Explorer of 2015, I mean the IE from the bad old days. You know, back before tabs weren’t a thing. Do you remember discovering Mozilla Firefox, and how much like magic that felt? Not just tabs — though tabs were great — but the extensions. You could…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: chrome, evil, Google

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Plaintiff: Weird Old Tip to Lose Belly Fat Made Me Fatter

May 17, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

James Macungie recently filed a lawsuit against Google. Mr. Macungie alleges that their contextual ad, promising one weird old tip to lose belly fat, did not work as advertised. The tip, according to documents filed in the Norther District of South Dakota, was to drink two glasses of water before every meal. After years of…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: diet, exercise, frivolous lawsuits, Google

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What You Get When You Google for Bitter Lawyers

September 21, 2011 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

For a few laughs, take a look at the actual Google keyword searches that get someone to visit you. We did.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Google

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Bitter News, Week of August 22, 2011

August 22, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom 3 Comments

Pet legacies, teenage slumber party legal rights, and law schools. Plus,it’s now legal to kill a beaver with a silencer. All in this week’s legal news.

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: clinics, facebook, Google, social media, stupid lawyers

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