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My Humble Plan To Run For Governor of California in 2018

April 3, 2015 by Kaleb Horton 1 Comment

Brothers and sisters, there’s trouble out here in the west. California is in the midst of a calamitous drought, one of the worst on record. There’s no water out here. There’s no snow in the mountains and no rain in our forecast. To travel through the Central Valley, which keeps our cities fed, is to…

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