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Birds: The Horror Never Ends

December 15, 2014 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Wow, birds. It wasn’t enough that most of you can fly and attack from above. Or, that you are descended from theropod (flying) dinosaurs. Or that your entire class is all messed up – what’s up with penguins anyway? Their bird status seems a little weak as far as we’re concerned. Like Pluto, they’re right…

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