The pretty remarkable story of making a statement as a transgendered woman. Plus, lawyer approval ratings soar and the best headline ever

High-flying lawyer “pops up like a meerkat” in his neighbor’s yard. Plus, the self-arresting drunk and the dumbest DWI question of the year

The Namby Pamby reminds us about how not to reply to a client, particularly if you’re at happy hour. Plus, suing an airline over stowaway cockroaches, the preferred abode of carjackers, and it’s Courtroom Happy Hour in Florida. Here, though, it’s the happy hour law review for Monday, November 14, 2011.

A lawyer proposes a Twitter retweet taxonomy. Plus, threatening to blow up Best Buy, the hemorrhoid defense, and suing over a blown call in a game

Fake Amazon reviews of Jerry Sandusky’s book, an undercover barber’s bad haircuts, and suing for half a million over bad breakfasts.

Rescinding Herman Cain’s mustache, going on a naked rampage, and using DNA evidence to prosecute “hotheads who hock loogies.”

How to explain gay rights to an idiot, restealing your own stolen bike, evicting the dead, and the eleven majors with the highest unemployment rates

The $1.1 cleaning lady mistake, 15 weirdest excuses for calling in sick, and proposed new cartoons on cigarette packages get the ax

Profile of overinvolved client from hell. Plus, suing to recreate your wedding, cell phone theft tips, and what not to post on your Facebook page.

Man stabs his lawyer with a pen–for the third time. Plus, stealing pigs feet, armed robbery of a meatball sub, and 36 hours in jail for lack of ID.