More dumb bank robbers, including one with a furnace filter as his disguise. Plus, how to write a demand note and law school grade inflation gone bad.
Deceptive trade practices of movie trailers, plus real-life superheroes, occupational hazards of defense lawyers, and a taco is not a valid ID.
The world’s slowest police chase, Amish Gone Wild, and the northern Virginia edition of Weinergate. Plus, avoid saying “Yadda Yadda Yadda” in court.
Don’t bring your knife (or use it) at anger management class. Plus, forced consumption of Rush Limbaugh leads to lawsuit and marriage by Skype.
Assault ala King Arthur, officing while driving, and a drunken assault at Little Sisters of The Poor. Plus, dwarf-tossing at bars may be legal again.
Is licking a popsicle sexual harassment? Plus, a schmuck named Schmuck, hiring a professional hit bear, and snake shit served up in a domestic assault
Doing donuts on your riding lawnmower while drunk, a lawyer goes all criminal mischief on his client, and Hooter’s sues Twin Peaks.
Rejected vanity license plates, the invisible criminal, a mystery enema, and suing (and winning) over two cents.
Calling 911 to get the police to stop chasing you, plus penis enlarger gets repackaged into an indictment, and advice for would-be robbers: no pink.
Firing the milk thieves, a lawyer turned sperm donor, and denying the pants you’re wearing are yours. Plus, bailing out boyfriend with hot credit cards.