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Post-Apocalyptic Avian Nightmare: Another Look At The Bird Dating Simulator

October 27, 2014 by Lang Schmitt Leave a Comment

Maybe you missed our review of Hatoful Boyfriend, the Japanese game where you can dream the impossible dream: go to a birds-only school and date the most handsome and comely of fowl. Or maybe you saw it, and thought the whole premise was stupid. But as we were discussing this stupid/amazing game in the Bitter…

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Make A Little Birdhouse In Your School And Play This Pigeon Dating Game

September 15, 2014 by Bitter Critic 1 Comment

Why is this here, you’re asking? What in your bitter lawyer life has led you to read about a game where you can pretend to date pigeons? First, because we’re rolling out our bitter empire, and gaming, bitter and otherwise, will be a big part of our empire once our death star is fully operational.…

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