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One Step Closer To A Herpes Vaccine, While No Remedy In Sight For Geraldo

March 13, 2015 by Tara Jenson 61 Comments

To be filed under “hey this would be really great actually!” are the findings of a new study that brings us meaningfully closer to a world without herpes. One of the few differences between the two types of Herpes simplex virus, HSV-1 and HSV-2, is euphemization. We dub weepy open sores on our faces caused…

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