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Alright, So Who The Hell Is Ted Cruz?

February 3, 2016 by Kaleb Horton 2 Comments

The chaos has subsided and the news vans have driven away, so it’s time to sit down and ask the important questions about Iowa. For example, where is that? Do I even know anyone from there? Have I ever thought about that state before in my entire life? What does narrative mean and why do…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: iowa, ted cruz

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So Close To The Caucuses, Complete With Playlist

February 1, 2016 by Brandon de la Cruz 1 Comment

I don’t even know what a caucus is. I don’t think anyone knows. They’re all faking it. Caucuses don’t exist. Maybe Iowa doesn’t exist. I’m gonna stop before I get in an argument with Rand McNally on Twitter and end up writing a diss track about them. So I drove to this thing, which is about…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: caucus, iowa

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Why I Am Not a Criminal Defense Attorney, Part 2

November 26, 2012 by Doug Stephan 3 Comments

Last time we visited TIWIANACDA (acronym in progress), Lamarcus Williamson punched his attorney Dan Hall in the mouth because, well, he didn’t like the plead deal that he agreed to. This time we have an alleged murdered, Jerome Power of Grand Rapids, Iowa.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: criminal law, grand rapids, iowa, jerome power

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