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Transcript of Phone Call from Jail

January 16, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

The future of jailhouse phone calls, courtesy of WorldWiide Legal Services

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, jail, Poetic Justice

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Oregon Death Row Inmate Gets Reprieve, Tries to Have it Overturned

June 23, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

Governor John Kitzhaber granted a reprieve to all of the prisoners on Oregon’s death row in November 2011. While he did not commute the sentences, he stated that he would not allow any more executions to take place while he was in office because he feels the death penalty is morally wrong. Of course, this…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: jail, prison, real news

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Food Fight! Dispute About Spuds Ends in Jail

February 18, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Tempers escalated during a disagreement over mashed potatoes, resulting in a woman charging the victim with a box cutter. Shaquina S. Hill, 23, was charged with menacing and harassment after she attacked her dinner guest. Hill first grabbed box cutters then began throwing things at the victim, including a heavy ceramic vase and a coffee…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: food fight, jail

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Good Grief!

January 28, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Charlie Brown’s voice is arrested for . . .

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: charlie brown, jail, peanuts, peter robbins, voice

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6 Useless Legal Services To Offer In Prison

October 12, 2012 by Bitter Contributor 1 Comment

Big Law associates don’t have much to offer fellow prisoners in return for protection.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: dave h, jail, jailhouse associate, prison

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Does This Doorway Make Me Look Fat?

August 23, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

Recent reports out of Texas are confirming that weighing almost half a ton may in fact have an upside. Well, sort of. Above the Law is reporting that prosecutors in Texas just can’t figure out how to incarcerate a woman so enormous that she can’t fit in the local jail. Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, who…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: arrest, fat, jail, obese

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