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Disney May Be Making A Sequel To ‘John Carter’ Because Everything Is Terrible

September 22, 2015 by Carrie Stemke 53 Comments

Disney’s $350 million epic disaster John Carter might not have been well received by audiences, but that doesn’t mean the story of the Civil War veteran who gets transported to Mars is dead to audiences just yet. In fact, it recently became apparent that unfortunately John Carter 2 might actually happen. Yes, you heard me correctly.…

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