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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit This Week: Deney Terrio’s Dance Revolution Against Hasbro

February 23, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Remember Deney Terrio? Anyone? Dance Fever? Ring a bell? Deney was the host of the cheesetastic variety show from 1979 to 1985 that pitted hyped-up couples against each other as they shook their groove thangs to the best songs of the day in an attempt to garner five minutes of spandex fame and a bottle…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: celebrity lawsuits, dance fever, dancing with the stars, deney terrio, hasbro, john travolta, mcdonalds, saturday night fever

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A Thorough Investigation Into The John Travolta Selfie

January 23, 2015 by Kaleb Horton Leave a Comment

As I sit studiously at my desk seeing if I can crush this Coca-Cola can using only my face and left shoulder, I am thinking about the role of the journalist in a largely virtual society built on and governed by convenient myths, and I am thinking very hard about it. It is at this…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: celebrity, john travolta, ocala

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Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

January 19, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Amber Rose has some photos she’d like to share with you (NSFW). [E!] Jennifer Aniston has nothing but good things to say about Angelina Jolie. [Entertainment Tonight] Angelina’s ex Billy Bob Thornton revealed his lifelong goal to sleep with Jennifer Aniston. [US Magazine] Jeremy Renner tells critics of his Jennifer Lopez “golden globes” joke to…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: amber rose, angelina jolie, brad pitt, jennifer aniston, jeremy renner, john travolta, justin bieber, lorde, mariah carey, taylor swift, zac efron

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