Law is the “universal solvent” of studious disciplines which mixes with every other discipline in some way. It is the very foundation on which society is based. What a load of horse sh*t.


The "I Know It When I See It" Standard, Set in Comic Sans
The greatest case law of our time. In Comic Sans.

Clients Gone Wild – Episode 3
“I obey the law. You practice the law.” This time, though, the experts start to break it down.

Calling Judge "Catholic Knight Witch Hunter" Ain't So Minnesota Nice
In outrageous filings, one Minnesota attorney and her client who have raised the ire of bankruptcy Judge Nancy Dreher

Bitter Brief 31: Pimping Out an Expert, the Sugarland Suit, and Discipline in Seeking Paralegal Services
Kimber and Mark discuss the hard life of a pimp, plus the Sugarland lawsuit and disciplinary action over seeking a paralegal. And more!

Bitter Brief 27: Penis Pump Judging, Mississippi Law, and the IP of Power Rangers
Kimber and Mark discuss the stiff penalty for the penis pump judge, question Mississippi’s sanity, and bring up the Power Ranger copyright suit.

Bitter News, Week of September 12, 2011
Padding LSAT scores, looking into robot judges, and picking up Baphomet-fearing clients on Craigslist. Plus more in this week’s Bitter news.

Bitter Brief 16: Obamacare, Cash for Kids, and Naked Swordfighting Lawyer
The triumphant return of the judge/lawyer of the week, including the “cash for kids” jurist and the swashbuckling naked sword fighting attorney.

Bitter Brief 15: Lady Gaga, Nigerian Lesbians, and Country-Fried Judges
[powerpress] On this week’s episode of The Bitter Brief, Mark wonders why Kimber doesn’t lead with the Nigerian lesbian, we go goo-goo for Gaga, and one judge’s country-fried antics leave us as befuddled as a two-dollar hooker on an all-gay cruise. Click here to subscribe to The Bitter Brief on iTunes!

The Judiciary’s Nature v. Nurture
I know it’s a long shot, but I’d make a kick-ass judge some day.