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Three Things You’re Never Supposed to Admit About Law

December 3, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 7 Comments

Law is the “universal solvent” of studious disciplines which mixes with every other discipline in some way. It is the very foundation on which society is based. What a load of horse sh*t.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Law School, Featured, judges, legal profession

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The "I Know It When I See It" Standard, Set in Comic Sans

September 13, 2012 by Bitter Staff 4 Comments

The greatest case law of our time. In Comic Sans.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Comic Sans, judges, supreme court

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Clients Gone Wild – Episode 3

December 22, 2011 by Chris Carlson 1 Comment

“I obey the law. You practice the law.” This time, though, the experts start to break it down.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Clients Gone Wild, depositions, judges

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Calling Judge "Catholic Knight Witch Hunter" Ain't So Minnesota Nice

December 8, 2011 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

In outrageous filings, one Minnesota attorney and her client who have raised the ire of bankruptcy Judge Nancy Dreher

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: benchslap, judges

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Bitter Brief 31: Pimping Out an Expert, the Sugarland Suit, and Discipline in Seeking Paralegal Services

December 1, 2011 by Bitter Brief 3 Comments

Kimber and Mark discuss the hard life of a pimp, plus the Sugarland lawsuit and disciplinary action over seeking a paralegal. And more!

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, ethics, judges, lawsuits, paralegals

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Bitter Brief 27: Penis Pump Judging, Mississippi Law, and the IP of Power Rangers

November 3, 2011 by Bitter Brief 6 Comments

Kimber and Mark discuss the stiff penalty for the penis pump judge, question Mississippi’s sanity, and bring up the Power Ranger copyright suit.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, copyright, criminal law, judges

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Bitter News, Week of September 12, 2011

September 12, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Padding LSAT scores, looking into robot judges, and picking up Baphomet-fearing clients on Craigslist. Plus more in this week’s Bitter news.

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, Craigs List, judges, student loans

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Bitter Brief 16: Obamacare, Cash for Kids, and Naked Swordfighting Lawyer

August 18, 2011 by Bitter Brief 4 Comments

The triumphant return of the judge/lawyer of the week, including the “cash for kids” jurist and the swashbuckling naked sword fighting attorney.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Barack Obama, Bitter Brief, judges, lawyering, naked

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Bitter Brief 15: Lady Gaga, Nigerian Lesbians, and Country-Fried Judges

August 11, 2011 by Bitter Brief 6 Comments

[powerpress] On this week’s episode of The Bitter Brief, Mark wonders why Kimber doesn’t lead with the Nigerian lesbian, we go goo-goo for Gaga, and one judge’s country-fried antics leave us as befuddled as a two-dollar hooker on an all-gay cruise. Click here to subscribe to The Bitter Brief on iTunes!

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, judges, lady gaga, legal writing, lesbians

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The Judiciary’s Nature v. Nurture

April 21, 2010 by Bitter Contributor 10 Comments

I know it’s a long shot, but I’d make a kick-ass judge some day.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter rant, Generally Bitter, judges

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