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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Kardashians Fight Blac Chyna Over Family Name

January 23, 2017 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

There has been some shit going down in Kardashian-land as of late, no? From Kim’s Paris robbery to Kanye’s hospital stay for “exhaustion” to the birth of Rob’s first child. It must’ve been a very interesting holiday season in Calabasas. The whirlwind of drama that is Rob’s life is challenging to follow. The one-time recluse…

Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: blac chyna, crazy celebrity lawsuits, kanye west, keeping up with the kardashians, khloe kardashian, kim kardashian, kourtney kardashian, most ridiculous celebrity lawsuits, Rob Kardashian

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My One and Only Kanye West Story

September 30, 2015 by Kaleb Horton Leave a Comment

There is a secret cabal following me. They’re always at least a couple yards behind. When I turn around to confront them, they duck into alleys and blend into the crowds and they disguise themselves. When I try to ascertain their numbers, they scatter. When I try to run away from them, I find their…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: go kart world, kanye west

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The Best, Worst, And Most Incoherent Moments From This Year’s VMAs

August 31, 2015 by Ariel Kay 1 Comment

The confetti’s been blown, the gifs have been made, Miley’s tongue is taking a much-deserved vacation. After weeks of anticipation (or dread, depending on your age demographic), the 2015 VMAs have officially been put to bed. But you didn’t think we were just going to let the biggest party of the year slip right under…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: kanye west, miley cyrus, nicki minaj, taylor swift, VMAs

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Quick Hits: Bully, Vic Mensa Featuring Kanye West

June 15, 2015 by Brandon de la Cruz Leave a Comment

Bully, “Trying” (video) Fearless auteur Alicia Bognanno delivers an earnest plea of self-doubt and perseverance over the kind of guitar-bass-drums backing that never goes out of style. You might be tempted to write it off as another better-than-average indie jam until the chorus hits and Bognanno’s magnificent howl shows way more than it tells. Feels…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: bully, kanye west, quick hits, vic mensa

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Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

February 16, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Sia really doesn’t want to be famous. [Billboard] Shirley Manson responds to Kanye’s Grammy diss of Beck, calls him “a complete twat.” [Huffington Post] Paul Stanley thinks Beck should’ve kicked Kanye in the nuts. [Blabbermouth] Emile Hirsch checks into rehab after being charged with aggravated assault for putting female exec in a headlock. [ABC News]…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: beck, iggy azalea, kanye west, madonna, pamela anderson, shirley manson, sia, tom cruise, valentine's day, will smith

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A Comprehensive Investigative Report On The Paul McCartney And Kanye West Fiasco

January 6, 2015 by Kaleb Horton 1 Comment

When I learned that some teenagers didn’t know who Paul McCartney was, or some Kanye West fans didn’t know who Paul McCartney was, or some teenagers pretended not to know who Paul McCartney was, or something like that, I was outraged. People were getting paid to write about this, and I was missing out. Unacceptable.…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: hard-hitting journalism, kanye west, paul mccartney

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