Full disclosure. We attended 12 years of nun-run Catholic school. We were lucky enough to dodge the years when the ladies of the cloth were allowed to pummel you with rulers, but it was the wild, wild West as far as clandestine pinching and mindfuck, brainwash, repeat. These weren’t the sassy, fun-loving, singing sisters like…
Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Katy Perry’s Left Shark Trademark Rejected
You know that big-time American event that happens at the beginning of each year? The one that causes large groups of people to gather together, drink beer, eat snacks by the pound, and yell at their TVs? If you answered “the Super Bowl halftime show,” you win a year’s subscription to the football-shaped-candied-bacon-of-the-month club. While…
Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
Kim Kardashian does what she does best and poses nude again (NSFW). [Idolator] Rosie O’Donnell has walked away from The View and her wife. [Us Weekly] Paris Hilton’s little brother is arrested after terrorizing flight attendants. [Page Six] Metal band takes on Taylor Swift after she trademarks the phrase “this…sick…beat.” [Uproxx] Johnny Depp and Amber…
Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
The Justin Bieber Calvin Klein underwear controversy is getting serious. [TMZ] And then the Beliebers shut down Marky Mark’s wife when she tried to chime in on the situation. [Lainey Gossip] Taylor Swift might want to skip Katy Perry’s Super Bowl halftime show. [Hollywood Life] While Katy is still battling with Taylor, she’s made up…
Deposition Re: Katy Perry's Whereabouts Last Friday Night
A poetic mashup of Katy Perry, and lessons in creating a solid deposition record about what happened last Friday night.