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You Won’t Have Uwe Boll To Kickstart Around Any Longer

June 10, 2015 by Erik Schlittner 1 Comment

Some call him the worst director in the world. I prefer to call him the wurst director in the world (sorry). Uwe Boll, auteur of such classics as Alone in the Dark and the Bloodrayne series, has taken his golf balls and gone home. In two hilarious YouTube rants, the director castigates you focking eejots…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: bloodrayne, kickstarter, rampage, uwe boll

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Fascinate And Alienate All Your Friends With This Combination Gavel And Bottle Opener

October 22, 2014 by Lisa Needham 2 Comments

Remember Utopia? Remember our friend Attorney Mike who brought a gavel to Utopia, because you never know when you’re going to need to judge something? Do you want to be like Attorney Mike? Do you also want to open beer at the same time? Then you might need the Beer Hammer. Yes, it’s what you’ve…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: attorney mike, Featured, gavel, kickstarter, utopia

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