Some call him the worst director in the world. I prefer to call him the wurst director in the world (sorry). Uwe Boll, auteur of such classics as Alone in the Dark and the Bloodrayne series, has taken his golf balls and gone home. In two hilarious YouTube rants, the director castigates you focking eejots…
Fascinate And Alienate All Your Friends With This Combination Gavel And Bottle Opener
Remember Utopia? Remember our friend Attorney Mike who brought a gavel to Utopia, because you never know when you’re going to need to judge something? Do you want to be like Attorney Mike? Do you also want to open beer at the same time? Then you might need the Beer Hammer. Yes, it’s what you’ve…