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5 MOAR Ridiculous Law Firm Commercials

May 13, 2019 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

Inspired by the flaming sledgehammer of legal advertising, Casino Law, we thought it was time for another installment of ridiculous law firm commercials. 1.  Trolman, Glaser & Lichtman have actually already won this category in the past with their “Machete” commercial. But, their other commercial is a close second: 2. Florida-based Nation Law Firm decided they…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Adam Reposa, advertising, commercials, law commercials, Morgan & Morgan, Trolman Glaser & Lichtman, Winton & Hiestand

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And Still More Ridiculous Lawyer Commercials

June 10, 2018 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

See, you totally love these stupid lawyer commercials. It’s okay we do too. It’s a labor of love. 1. If what you require of your lawyer is that they are able to make a pack of wild dogs sit, these guys have you covered. In other dog related lawyer news, we don’t know why this…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: law commercials

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Texas Law Hawk: A Lawyer You Can Trust

October 10, 2014 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

He is a man with a vision. An unhinged, insane vision for protecting your rights Texas Law Hawk style. With his talons of justice extended, the Law Hawk will protect you from getting arrested in a dinosaur costume by a shadowy, smoking police officer. His other interests include smashing tree branches, kicking things and taking…

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: advertising, Featured, law commercials, Law Hawk, legal humor

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5 Ridiculous Law Firm Commercials

October 4, 2014 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

When looking for a lawyer to represent you, what do you look for? 1. If you answered: a white middle-aged rapper, with chauvinistic overtones, then this guy is for you. 2. Or perhaps you really need a singing squirrel to feel like you’re adequately represented? Well, we found one of those, too. 3. No! You need a lawyer…

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, law commercials, legal humor

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