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I Want More Tattoos

February 2, 2009 by Ex-Bitter 31 Comments

I have a tattoo on my left arm from my shoulder going down my bicep that I would like to expand down about two inches. Can I do it in BigLaw?

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, law firm jobs, tattoos

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Dog Eat Whale Tail

February 2, 2009 by Bitter Temp Guy 18 Comments

The associates they put in charge of temps usually aren’t that bright, but this guy is unbelievable. Of course, it’s kill or be killed. Temping is an every-man-for-himself proposition.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: law firm jobs, secretaries, Temp Work

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I Want to Lie on My Resume

October 10, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 11 Comments

Based on my GPA, I’m in the top 12% of my class. Would it be cheating to round up and put “top 10%” on my resume?

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, applying for jobs, law firm jobs

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I Need More Work

August 22, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 3 Comments

I work in corporate law in New York but need advice on how to get work from the partners and junior associates.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, associates, law firm jobs

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