About two months have passed since I decided to stop alternating between applying for jobs that I had no chance of getting, and driving hours on end to the armpit of California for jobs that I didn’t want. That existence was quickly driving me insane, so I figured I’d rather embark into the exciting world…


Law Firm 10 Has a Question for You
I’ve been struggling with something for awhile now (actually, since 1/3 of the way through my first stint as a summer associate in Big Law), and I was hoping the universe might be able to offer some guidance. See, I want to be a positive person who radiates enthusiastic energy and gives off good vibes…

What a Thank You Letter Should Say
Han Bitter Solo provides two form “thank you” letters for post-interview. Choose wisely.

Do I Need to Upgrade My Image to Make Partner?
What you drive or what you wear should not impact whether you make partner at the firm.
9 Worthless Pieces of Wisdom from a Douche Bag Associate
The scum law firms breed. This guy was scum’s scum.

5 People Guaranteed to be at Your Office Party
It’s the strangest time of the year . . . for the law firm office party.
5 Law Firm Categorical Imperatives
Law Firm 10 bashes an associate over the head with five Law Firm Categorical Imperatives.

Panic Answer
If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do? A panic answer in a law firm interview. Comic by Albert Wang

Meatloaf and Jenga, My Ass
All I can do is hope that there is a special circle of hell reserved for insurance execs, where they spend eternity in an endless Jenga competition