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In This Economy

October 3, 2011 by Albert Wang 3 Comments

Law firms do things a bit differently in today’s economy.

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: law firm jobs, law firms

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File This Under 'No Shit, Sherlock'

September 8, 2011 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

Maybe it’s just us (and we said it here before about bumped up Wachtell salaries) but cash for associates is a no-brainer.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: associates, bitter rant, law firms, salaries

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Our 5 Favorite Lawyer Videos on YouTube

September 7, 2011 by Gregory D. Luce 8 Comments

We gave our intern a laptop and a dial-up modem and asked her to search through years of YouTube videos to find the best. She did.

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Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, law firms, videos, YouTube

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Dreaming About Quitting the Law Firm

June 21, 2011 by Namby Pamby 8 Comments

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life. —Peter Gibbons One of the lawyers…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, The Namby Pamby Tagged With: associates, jobs, law firms

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I Just Called to Say "I Love You"

June 13, 2011 by Albert Wang 1 Comment

(Click the image to see the full comic.)

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: applying for jobs, jobs, law firms, rejection

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I Want to Know: Who the Hell is Ex-Bitter?

March 19, 2010 by Ex-Bitter 8 Comments

QWho the hell are you? And why do you feel so entitled to give advice? AI don’t necessarily feel entitled to give advice, I just do. It’s up to you to read it, agree with it, hate it, or improve upon it. The real question here is: Why are you so angry? I mean, it doesn’t cost…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, law firms

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Dear Dr. Part-Time Bitter, Esq.

February 5, 2010 by Overschooled 29 Comments

Trying to build another business, doing some part-time work at a law firm, and going about my day-to-day when WHAM! I receive the following email.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Associate Abuse, law firm jobs, law firms

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Femme (Not Quite) Fatale

November 5, 2009 by Law Firm 10 26 Comments

Why have I been cursed with the following completely useless set of characteristics? I’m too hot for the courtroom; I’m not hot enough in a bar.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: drinking, hot or not, law firms

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I Want to Be a Mega-Rich Lawyer, Fast

October 27, 2009 by Ex-Bitter 16 Comments

What’s the best way for a lawyer to get really rich, really fast?

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, law firms, law jobs

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Seven Lawyer Laugh-Test Fails

July 30, 2009 by Bitter Staff 14 Comments

The law has a test for everything. There’s a test for when a corporation must disclose a material fact to its investors. A test for when a film is obscene. And there’s a test for when a particular argument is so ridiculous that it shouldn’t be made at all. And then there’s the straight face/laugh test. While…

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Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, law firms, marketing, YouTube

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