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Texas Law Hawk: A Lawyer You Can Trust
He is a man with a vision. An unhinged, insane vision for protecting your rights Texas Law Hawk style. With his talons of justice extended, the Law Hawk will protect you from getting arrested in a dinosaur costume by a shadowy, smoking police officer. His other interests include smashing tree branches, kicking things and taking…