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Texas Law Hawk Re-extends His Talons Of Justice

May 20, 2015 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

The Texas Law Hawk is back with another inspiringly insane vision to protect your rights.1 The Law Hawk will protect you from being arrested for playing Hungry Hungry Hippos as part of an elaborate gambling syndicate and drug smuggling scheme. It’s important for your firm to specialize, people. That’s advice you can take to the…

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Texas Law Hawk: A Lawyer You Can Trust

October 10, 2014 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

He is a man with a vision. An unhinged, insane vision for protecting your rights Texas Law Hawk style. With his talons of justice extended, the Law Hawk will protect you from getting arrested in a dinosaur costume by a shadowy, smoking police officer. His other interests include smashing tree branches, kicking things and taking…

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