If you want to meet girls during finals, treat the law library as if it were a club.


Bitter News, 10-8-09
Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as we buff up for our Playgirl shoot like Levi Johnston: • It’s the dbag blind leading the dbag blind out there. Linsday Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, is apparently besties now with Jon Gosselin, father of eight future Lindsays. Supportive friend Michael helps keep his name in print by telling…