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Treat the Law Library Like a Club

November 21, 2011 by Mr. Law School 1 Comment

If you want to meet girls during finals, treat the law library as if it were a club.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: law libraries, Mr. Law School Sam E. Goldberg, studying

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Bitter News, 10-8-09

October 8, 2009 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as we buff up for our Playgirl shoot like Levi Johnston: • It’s the dbag blind leading the dbag blind out there.  Linsday Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, is apparently besties now with Jon Gosselin, father of eight future Lindsays.  Supportive friend Michael helps keep his name in print by telling…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: blackmail, douchebags, extortion, law libraries, social media

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