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Seven Tricks of Law School Networking 101

January 6, 2021 by Bitter Contributor 34 Comments

To prepare for gut-wrenching, mind-numbing “networking” events, here are a few exercises that can steel you for boredom, humiliation, and awkwardness.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, bitter rant, law students

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4 Reasons for Law Students to be Thankful This Thanksgiving

November 26, 2019 by Bitter Staff 3 Comments

Drinking, free food, and evil uncles. What more could you ask for over Thanksgiving?

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, law students, thankful, thanksgiving

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Torts Will Destroy My GPA

October 9, 2017 by Bitter Student 2 Comments

Oh, law school. Where to begin? I know! Torts. Oh, torts. You are awful. I am not even sure why. You are like the Magic-Grow Animals of the law: The concept seems simple. And then, it grows. Exceptions creep in. Half the Restatement rule was picked up, but the other half was not. Slotting the…

Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 1l, law school, law students, torts

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Tales from the Trenches: Exams Suck

December 9, 2016 by Bitter Student Leave a Comment

You may have noticed that your intrepid observer of all things weird and random at law school took a break. That is because none of you jerks told me about the dreaded exam period. Law school exams suck. The hype around law school exams sucks way more. As I mentioned last time, my fellow pupils…

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A Very Special Lego Study Guide For Law Students

October 7, 2016 by Bitter Student Leave a Comment

Law school is all sorts of mature and grown up. I’ve yet to see anyone show up in their pajamas and no one seems interested in ditching class to smoke weed. But, if, like me, you find maturity to be totally overrated, perhaps you’d prefer to study via Lego? Well, we here at Bitter Lawyer…

Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: law school, law students, lego, manslaughter, mens rea, palsgraf, study guide

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5 New Year’s Resolutions Law Students Should Not Make

January 1, 2015 by The Northwest 3L 4 Comments

And now for the law student’s guide to New Year’s resolutions.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 2012, 2013, Featured, law students, new year's resolutions

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8 MORE Students You Meet in Law School

September 9, 2014 by Bitter Contributor 75 Comments

If you’re in law school, you shouldn’t let any of these ten rat bastard students out of your site for even a minute.

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Some Things that Law School Will Make You Forget

September 5, 2013 by A Favorable Light 2 Comments

If you make it through law school, it’s impossible to come out unscathed. You will be a different person. And there are some things you’ll just simply forget. Read on to see what they are.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, Friends, law students, T1 law school

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Please Stop Asking About My "Plan"

February 19, 2013 by Not an Elle 11 Comments

The farther I get into law school, the harder it gets to avoid the reality that, at some point, my education will end. And at that point the real world will begin. The real world will of course include bar prep, the bar exam, and some type of employment: unemployment, funemployment, part-time employment, under-employment, non-legal…

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Scalia Spews Career Advice on Law Students

October 26, 2012 by Bitter Staff 6 Comments

Take the bread-and-butter courses, his highness proclaims.

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