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Hey Gunners: No One Thinks Your Big Words Make You Sound Smart

July 1, 2019 by Bitter Professor 1 Comment

Back to school time means back to That Gunner Guy or That Gunner Girl dominating every class discussion by using completely unnecessary Latin terms. If you are particularly unlucky, this year That Gunner will have decided to use something like nihil peti potest ante id tempus, quo per rerum naturam persolvi posit because they are…

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Companies, Don’t Do This: You Can’t Take Someone’s DNA To See If They Pooped On Your Floor

June 24, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer 1 Comment

In a case of hilariously bad facts actually making decent law, we have two dudes collecting a ginormous pile of jury-awarded damages because the company for which they worked swabbed their cheek to see if they were the people that kept pooping in in the warehouse. No, really. A federal jury in Georgia has awarded…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: DNA, employees, law

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