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Lawsuit Of The Day: These Pantyhose Did Not Give Me An Orgasm

January 16, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer 3 Comments

Sometimes you have a lawsuit that is so delightful as to be almost unbelievable. Witness this lady who is very very mad her pantyhose did not give her a foot massage or an orgasm and has sued the manufacturer for false advertising. Here’s the ad for the absurdly named “Kushyfoot” nylons: There’s some groans of…

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