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5 Lawyerly Promotional Items To Grow Your Client Base

May 28, 2015 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

So, you’ve put your face on a local bus stop, created a zombie-themed teevee commercial, and bought a billboard on the outskirts of a very popular roller skating rink, but you’re still not getting the beaucoup client traffic you were hoping for. Well, we here at Bitter Lawyer can help you. We have found five sure-to-stand-out…

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Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: legal humor, legal promotional items

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Texas Law Hawk Re-extends His Talons Of Justice

May 20, 2015 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

The Texas Law Hawk is back with another inspiringly insane vision to protect your rights.1 The Law Hawk will protect you from being arrested for playing Hungry Hungry Hippos as part of an elaborate gambling syndicate and drug smuggling scheme. It’s important for your firm to specialize, people. That’s advice you can take to the…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bryan Wilson, Law Hawk, legal humor, Talons of Justice, texas law hawk

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5 MOAR Song Parodies Just For Lawyers

December 6, 2014 by BitterEmpire Leave a Comment

Hey, finals coming up? Want to procrastinate? We’ve got you covered. Stuck at the office, but don’t want to work? Right here. Back by popular demand, we bring you five more awesome song parodies just for lawyerish types. We’ve all been here…if you haven’t, you’re probably boring. “Don’t Call On Me” (It’s Gonna Be Me–N…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: humor, law parody songs, legal humor, parody songs

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Five Song Parodies Just For Lawyers

October 14, 2014 by Bitter Staff 3 Comments

Just kidding. It’s six. But who’s counting? Not lawyers. That’s why you go to law school right? No math classes.  Anywho, we here at Bitter Lawyer love us some song parodies. And this week we countdown six of the best from around the web… or at least YouTube. 1. Overwhelmed at law school? This one’s for…

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Columns, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Featured, law parody songs, legal humor, music videos, parody songs, videos

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Texas Law Hawk: A Lawyer You Can Trust

October 10, 2014 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

He is a man with a vision. An unhinged, insane vision for protecting your rights Texas Law Hawk style. With his talons of justice extended, the Law Hawk will protect you from getting arrested in a dinosaur costume by a shadowy, smoking police officer. His other interests include smashing tree branches, kicking things and taking…

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: advertising, Featured, law commercials, Law Hawk, legal humor

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5 Ridiculous Law Firm Commercials

October 4, 2014 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

When looking for a lawyer to represent you, what do you look for? 1. If you answered: a white middle-aged rapper, with chauvinistic overtones, then this guy is for you. 2. Or perhaps you really need a singing squirrel to feel like you’re adequately represented? Well, we found one of those, too. 3. No! You need a lawyer…

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, law commercials, legal humor

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