So, you’ve put your face on a local bus stop, created a zombie-themed teevee commercial, and bought a billboard on the outskirts of a very popular roller skating rink, but you’re still not getting the beaucoup client traffic you were hoping for. Well, we here at Bitter Lawyer can help you. We have found five sure-to-stand-out…
Texas Law Hawk Re-extends His Talons Of Justice
The Texas Law Hawk is back with another inspiringly insane vision to protect your rights.1 The Law Hawk will protect you from being arrested for playing Hungry Hungry Hippos as part of an elaborate gambling syndicate and drug smuggling scheme. It’s important for your firm to specialize, people. That’s advice you can take to the…
5 MOAR Song Parodies Just For Lawyers
Hey, finals coming up? Want to procrastinate? We’ve got you covered. Stuck at the office, but don’t want to work? Right here. Back by popular demand, we bring you five more awesome song parodies just for lawyerish types. We’ve all been here…if you haven’t, you’re probably boring. “Don’t Call On Me” (It’s Gonna Be Me–N…
Five Song Parodies Just For Lawyers
Just kidding. It’s six. But who’s counting? Not lawyers. That’s why you go to law school right? No math classes. Anywho, we here at Bitter Lawyer love us some song parodies. And this week we countdown six of the best from around the web… or at least YouTube. 1. Overwhelmed at law school? This one’s for…
Texas Law Hawk: A Lawyer You Can Trust
He is a man with a vision. An unhinged, insane vision for protecting your rights Texas Law Hawk style. With his talons of justice extended, the Law Hawk will protect you from getting arrested in a dinosaur costume by a shadowy, smoking police officer. His other interests include smashing tree branches, kicking things and taking…
5 Ridiculous Law Firm Commercials
When looking for a lawyer to represent you, what do you look for? 1. If you answered: a white middle-aged rapper, with chauvinistic overtones, then this guy is for you. 2. Or perhaps you really need a singing squirrel to feel like you’re adequately represented? Well, we found one of those, too. 3. No! You need a lawyer…