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Dear Bitter Butch: How Do I Fall Out Of Love With My BFF?

August 13, 2015 by Haddayr Copley-Woods Leave a Comment

Dear Bitter Butch, How do I fall out of love with my BFF, who doesn’t reciprocate after a year of misery? I told her I was developing feelings for her a while ago and she said she didn’t feel the same way. I said that our friendship was most important and I would try to…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: advice, BFF, bitter butch, love

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Dr. Strangelaw (or How to Enjoy Your 3L Year)

January 22, 2015 by The Northwest 3L 3 Comments

You reach point in law school where you no longer love the law, you simply find it fascinating.

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 3L, Featured, hate, love, stockholm syndrome, strangelaw, strangelove

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Dating Tips for the 1L

August 28, 2013 by M Walter 1 Comment

So, you decided to go law school and you just happen to be single as well. You are excited for your first year. You are about to be thrown into a small community of really smart people just like yourself and you are confident that at least 1 or 10 of them will be really…

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, dating, law school students, love, lust, T1 law school

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Valentine's Day Bitter Vault: Top ♥ Posts

February 14, 2013 by Bitter Vault 1 Comment

It’s Valentine’s Day and love is in the air. The problem for lawyers, however, is that the vast majority of us are . . . well, lawyers. And that means we are cold, analytical, robotic, zombies. So, Bitter Lawyer is here to assist. Here are our top three Valentine’s Day posts. In fact, these are…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter vault, love, TN12, valentine's day

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Cuffs of Love

January 5, 2013 by Doug Stephan 1 Comment

Cuff your crush and you get cuffed.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, handcuffs, jason earl dean, love, taco bell

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