Note: the following is a fictional story. It was thoroughly examined for winking internet news cycle commentary and found clean. He believed that all creatures were born with a preordained quantity of luck, which was inflexible and dispersed at random. This explained most of the world’s problems, and so allowed him to never think about…


Obviously It Is Bad Luck To Get Cancer
Let me just cut to the tl;dr: yeah, it still totally matters whether or not you smoke. There’s a new study on cancer risk that was published this week in Science. It does not in fact say that the majority of cancer cases are the result of bad luck — though that’s how C|Net reported…