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Dear Bitter Butch: I Just Got Married And It Isn’t Going Well

January 6, 2015 by Haddayr Copley-Woods 1 Comment

Dear Bitter Butch, My wedding was a month ago, and things aren’t going very well. My husband is withholding sex. He has done this before, and I know you are probably going to say I shouldn’t have married someone so childish and selfish. But, I did, and now I just need to figure out what to…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: advice, bitter butch, marriage

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I Might be Unlovable, But I Still Deserve Fine China

June 3, 2013 by Bitter Bachelor 2 Comments

I’ve finally come to the realization that 3 years of law school and $150,000.00 of student loan debt have made me unlovable. But I have a plan

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: dating, marriage, weddings

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Is It Okay for a Lawyer to Marry Another Lawyer?

January 23, 2013 by Law Firm 10 11 Comments

If you love to argue, then you would love to marry another lawyer.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: argue, lawyer, marriage, married attorneys, married lawyers

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So You Married A Lawyer…

June 15, 2012 by Ex-Bitter 4 Comments

Do I really not understand the pressure my wife, a female associate, is under? And what should I do to get her back?

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, law firm jobs, marriage

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10 Law School Couples, Annotated

February 14, 2012 by Not an Elle Leave a Comment

In honor of Valentine’s Day, here’s a tribute to the most commonly seen law school couples: the good, the bad, and the thank-god-you’re-currently-single.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Law School, dating, marriage, valentine's day

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Why Can't a Married Woman be Friends with a Single Man?

November 1, 2011 by Law Firm 10 7 Comments

The last impenetrably bulletproof glass ceiling hovering over the heads of women prevents us from entering into friendships with men.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: associates, friendships, marriage

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Until Death or Two Years Do Us Part

October 5, 2011 by Gianna Scatchell 2 Comments

A proposal in Mexico City would make marriages temporary for as little as two years, with the option to renew or dissolve it after the initial term.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: legislation, marriage, prenups

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Top Divorce Settlements

August 3, 2011 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

All claims were accurate back in 2011. One day we’ll update this, we promise. We here at Bitter Lawyer are all for finding the easy way out. Grinding it out in BigLaw can earn you some dollars, but so can at lot of other things like marrying rich. The only thing better than marrying rich,…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: divorce, marriage, money, settlement

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From the Archives: Noel Biderman, King of Infidelity

July 25, 2011 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

Noel Biderman runs a dating service for married/attached people. Get that? He helps people cheat. Noel Biderman, King of Infidelity

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: dating, From the Archives, marriage, sex

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Bitter Brief 11: Sexism, Parenting, and Clarence Thomas Bobbleheads

July 14, 2011 by Bitter Brief 10 Comments

[powerpress] In this week’s installment of the Bitter Brief, our perennial punching bag, Mr. Law School, gives us networking “advice” with which we, naturally, take issue. We take umbrage at the sexist undertones of Law Firm 10’s latest musings on marriage and parenting and Matthew Richardson’s equating the declining value of mid-level associates with the declining hotness of women. And,…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, children, marriage, SCOTUS, sexism

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