The confetti’s been blown, the gifs have been made, Miley’s tongue is taking a much-deserved vacation. After weeks of anticipation (or dread, depending on your age demographic), the 2015 VMAs have officially been put to bed. But you didn’t think we were just going to let the biggest party of the year slip right under…


August’s Playlist To Make Running Suck Less: Smörgåsbord Edition!
We’ve got no particular theme for this month’s running playlist, just a veritable smörgåsbord of tracks to celebrate throwing off the bonds of summer’s shimmery death heat and freedom from the scent of what’s probably been a raccoon corpse slowly simmering somewhere in the vicinity of your garage. After July’s slate of tracks aimed to keep you just this side…

Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
Lindsay Lohan says she has a virus that’s kept her from completing community service, then posts revealing Instagram photo. [TMZ] LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s reality show is canceled after only one season. Brandi Glanville uncorks a bottle of champagne. [US Magazine] Marilyn Mason reveals Courtney Love regrets never sleeping with him. [Entertainment Tonight] Did…

Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
Madonna stokes the controversy fires once again. [E!] Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are going to be walking down the aisle. [Just Jared] Joseph Gordon-Levitt is also keeping the dream of love alive. [Perez Hilton] Meanwhile, Chris Rock called it off with his wife of 19 years. [Huffington Post] And Slash had enough of married…

Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
Talyor Swift threw herself a star-studded 25th birthday party. [Perez Hilton] Lindsay Lohan and Duran Duran in the studio together? [Daily Mail] Maroon 5: wedding crashers. [Huffington Post] Miley Cyrus was hospitalized with wrist injury, posts graphic pics of it. [TMZ] Madonna is blaming fans for leaking her photos. [Idolator] Drew Barrymore showed off her…

Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
Maybe Nick Jonas can have his purity ring melted down. [E! Online] Country music just got a whole lot more fabulous. [People] Andy Cohen did the outing honors for Kevin Spacey. [Instinct] And then there’s Harry Styles doubling down on gay rumors. [Queerty] Place your bets! The latest Celebrity Death Match is between Gwyneth Paltrow…

Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
Kris Jenner really couldn’t stand to have her spawn out of the public eye for even one second, so she had to Instagram a pic of the fam in all white almost immediately after Solange Knowles’ all-white wedding photos hit the internet. [B. Scott] Lorde stands up for her BFF Taylor Swift after Katy Perry’s…