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The Best, Worst, And Most Incoherent Moments From This Year’s VMAs

August 31, 2015 by Ariel Kay 1 Comment

The confetti’s been blown, the gifs have been made, Miley’s tongue is taking a much-deserved vacation. After weeks of anticipation (or dread, depending on your age demographic), the 2015 VMAs have officially been put to bed. But you didn’t think we were just going to let the biggest party of the year slip right under…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: kanye west, miley cyrus, nicki minaj, taylor swift, VMAs

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August’s Playlist To Make Running Suck Less: Smörgåsbord Edition!

August 31, 2015 by Tara Jenson Leave a Comment

We’ve got no particular theme for this month’s running playlist, just a veritable smörgåsbord of tracks to celebrate throwing off the bonds of summer’s shimmery death heat and freedom from the scent of what’s probably been a raccoon corpse slowly simmering somewhere in the vicinity of your garage. After July’s slate of tracks aimed to keep you just this side…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: BPM, janelle monae, jogging, miley cyrus, playlist, running

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Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

January 26, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Lindsay Lohan says she has a virus that’s kept her from completing community service, then posts revealing Instagram photo. [TMZ] LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s reality show is canceled after only one season. Brandi Glanville uncorks a bottle of champagne. [US Magazine] Marilyn Mason reveals Courtney Love regrets never sleeping with him. [Entertainment Tonight] Did…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: courtney love, justin bieber, lady gaga, lindsay lohan, miley cyrus, rihanna, selena gomez, shia labeouf, snooki

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Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

January 5, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Madonna stokes the controversy fires once again. [E!] Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are going to be walking down the aisle. [Just Jared] Joseph Gordon-Levitt is also keeping the dream of love alive. [Perez Hilton] Meanwhile, Chris Rock called it off with his wife of 19 years. [Huffington Post] And Slash had enough of married…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: gwyneth paltrow, john mayer, kid rock, leonardo dicaprio, mackelmore, madonna, miley cyrus, sam smith, sofia vergara

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Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

December 15, 2014 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Talyor Swift threw herself a star-studded 25th birthday party. [Perez Hilton] Lindsay Lohan and Duran Duran in the studio together? [Daily Mail] Maroon 5: wedding crashers. [Huffington Post] Miley Cyrus was hospitalized with wrist injury, posts graphic pics of it. [TMZ] Madonna is blaming fans for leaking her photos. [Idolator] Drew Barrymore showed off her…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: channing tatum, drew barrymore, golden globes, jennifer lawrence, lindsay lohan, madonna, maroon 5, mila kunis, miley cyrus, taylor swift

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Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

November 24, 2014 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Maybe Nick Jonas can have his purity ring melted down. [E! Online] Country music just got a whole lot more fabulous. [People] Andy Cohen did the outing honors for Kevin Spacey. [Instinct] And then there’s Harry Styles doubling down on gay rumors. [Queerty] Place your bets! The latest Celebrity Death Match is between Gwyneth Paltrow…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: angelina jolie, bill cosby, harry styles, johnny depp, miley cyrus, will smith

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Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

November 17, 2014 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Kris Jenner really couldn’t stand to have her spawn out of the public eye for even one second, so she had to Instagram a pic of the fam in all white almost immediately after Solange Knowles’ all-white wedding photos hit the internet. [B. Scott] Lorde stands up for her BFF Taylor Swift after Katy Perry’s…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: jennifer lawrence, johnny depp, kristen stewart, lorde, miley cyrus, taylor swift

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